- Member since:September 02, 2008
- Last Broadcast:April 19, 2014
- Sexual Preference:bicurious
- Relationship Status:open marriage
- Age: 59
- Location: Hazel Green, USA
- Spoken language(s):English
- Height: 5'11"
- Occupation: Noneya
- Body Type:more than average
- Hair Color:grey
- Hair Length:medium
- Facial Hair:beard
- Body Hair:average
- Eye Color:brown
I'm not here for my social life. I don't have idle chit-chat conversation while I'm having sex, nor while I'm jacking off. I don't watch my own cam/chat window. What does this mean? It means I do not see, nor am I aware of what is written to, nor about me in my chat window. I am a voyeur and an exhibitionist, but I am NOT a narcissist. I do not have my own cam window on my screen since I have no interest in seeing myself. I know what I look like, and I'm not impressed, so I DO NOT WATCH MY OWN CAM. I have no clue what folks are saying to me nor about me in the chat window. If you really want to see me pull my dick out, work it up hard, and stroke it til I shoot a load, then leave me be and don't try to get me into a conversation. Just watch and wait. It will happen if it happens. No...I don't want to come see your "twinky-boy" cam, nor your "cyber-hooker" cam. No...I don't want to go private with you here, nor on Skype, nor Yahoo, nor MSN. But just so you'll know, I do want to clarify one thing: I don't do naked except for a bath...or maybe skinny dipping. If you were here in person and I was fucking you, I'd have my clothes on, maybe all of them, but I would at least be wearing my underwear. I get much more turned on my my underwear and prefer to see others in their underwear as well...especially OLD men in boxers. It's a fetish thing. Another thing...don't bother with the "friend request" stuff. If you don't have your picture in your profile, or broadcast with your face showing on a regular basis, it ain't gonna happen. Don't think you're going to teach me a lesson by saying jackass crap about me in the chat window, or chiding me for refusing to chat with you. Wise up! I'm not reading it, and "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Sorry, but I'm a jerk. Deal with it. One more thing. I fucking loathe talking on the telephone. If you have my phone number and you see that I'm on cam, try to bear in mind that the only reason I'm on cam is because I'm trying to get a nut. The last thing I want is a phone call while I'm flogging the log. Don't call me unless you're calling to say you'll be here in five minutes to suck my dick. I also want it made clear that I will do damned near anything you want for enough money. I'll fuck your ugly wife...for enough money. I'll fuck your ugly *** AND your ugly father...for enough money. I'll piss on you in church...for enough money. I'll wear a wedding dress and fuck myself up the butt with a beer bottle...for enough money. However, unless you're paying me, I'll do as I damned well please. If you're too stupid to read this, then you're too stupid to interest me anyway. Got it?
Do you enjoy cyber-sex? yes
Do you use sex toys? maybe
Do you enjoy oral sex? Blow me!
Do you enjoy anal sex? I fuck OLD men.
Do you enjoy porn movies? If they have OLD men in them.
Are you interested in sex with multiple partners? yes
Do you enjoy BDSM? I'll tie YOU up.
What other types of sex are you interested in? Up for most anything safe, no blood, ***, nor pain.
What is your favorite sexual fantasy? Fucking a hairy OLD cop who's showed up *** at a porno theater right after his retirement party while the crowd watches.
What do you look for in a sexual partner? Intense eyes, grey hair, furry face, mischievous smile, strong legs and arms, nice feet, old-school boxer shorts, macho demeanor, inquisitive mind, and a willing attitude.
Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with? Wilford Brimley
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